HOward the cOW
with, as always,
FRed the cactUS
REal peopLE
REal questioNS
REal unrelated answeRS** **
.. .. FOr years.. .. or was it fiVE.. ..
.. .. HOward’s solitary utterance was simply “ “meWW??” ”.. ..
.. .. WHen a traveling magician’s forgotten fedoRA.. ..
.. .. WHich howard found and put ON.. ..
.. .. GAve howard the ability to speAK.. ..
.. .. ALbeit only to provide unrelated answeRS.. ..
.. .. “ “THat’s the backstory??” ” i flummoxed.. .. howard: : “ “periwinklLE” ”.. ..
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HOward’s taiLS
** **.. .. WHile howard makes “ “some” ” attempt to provide unrelated answers that are also factual, it’s not guaranteed.. .. howard’s a cow, after aLL.. ..
.. .. FOr instance.. .. i’m fairly certain not all pigeons sing in a seventeen eight or a five quarter time signature.. .. oh weLL.. ..