HOward the cOW
with, as always,
FRed the cactUS
REal peopLE
REal questioNS
REal unrelated answeRS** **
.. .. “ “CApable of greatneSS” ”.. ..
.. .. THey always sAY.. ..
.. .. WHen referencing ME.. ..
.. .. YEt i’m heRE.. ..
.. .. SChlepping howard’s merCH.. ..
.. .. WHat went wroNG??.. ..
.. .. WEll no moRE.. ..
.. .. THis is IT.. ..
.. .. I’Ve had IT.. ..
.. .. “ “CAn’t you sEE.. ..
.. .. THat i’m aboVE.. ..
.. .. ALl of thIS??” ”
.. .. I Rightfully demandED.. ..
.. .. “ “PAper” ” returned howaRD.. ..
HOward's add vert eyes minTS
** **.. .. I Tried to tell howard that we don't need a footnote on this page, but you know how howard can BE.. ..
.. .. " "what would we say in the footnote??" " i cogently inquired, to which howard echoed " "i saw that movie once, incredible cinematograpHY!!” “.. ..